Issued in the interest of all
GUYS!!!!!!!
 



 

Words
Women Use



Fine


This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right andyou need to
shut up.



Five
Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is
half an hour.

Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.




Nothing

This is the
calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".




Go Ahead

This is a
dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!



Loud Sigh


Although not actually a word, the loud
sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing".



That's
Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.




Thanks

This is the
least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do
not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.







BEHIND
EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMANIS HERSELF 







AWOMAN IS LIKE
A TEA BAG...

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
STRONG

SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT
HER

IN HOT WATER

 



COFFEE,
CHOCOLATE, MEN.

SOME
THINGS ARE JUSTBETTER
RICH 



WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE

AND I KNOW HOWTO
USE IT 



OF COURSE I DON'T
LOOK BUSY...

I DID IT RIGHTTHE FIRST TIME











And last but not least: 





IF YOU
WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE
KITCHEN